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Bring Yo Ass To The Table

Left Lane Cruiser

Bring Yo Ass To The Table

2008 » Alive Records
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posted Fri Feb 01st, 2008 by
You know they put word counts on these to maximize space for ad revenue. I get it. Folks got to eat, but sometimes I just want to write a review with 150 of the longest words I can find and see what the reaction would be. Besides, I only need two words to review the new Left Lane Cruiser: fucking awesome. Too short? Fine here it is in long form: fucking awesome punk ass garage blues. Imagine if the Black Keys got pissed off. LLC is the reason your CD player has an eleven on the volume knob; I got mine on twenty-eight right now. Just ask the neighbors two blocks away. Left Lane Cruiser’s Bring Yo' Ass To The Table is music to get drunk and pet your dog to.  I'm going to stop typing, refill this glass and help the neighboring three blocks know what's up. – Bryan Childs

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