A Brief Timeline of Carlos Mencia: Performance Enhanced
Here’s a timeline to start out this short blog post.
10:00 PM to 11:30 PM – I’m watching South Park on a Saturday night. I am also playing pool on Yahoo! Games. I have work tomorrow. Don’t judge me.
11:30 – I look up to see that Ned “Carlos” Mencia’s new stand up special is on. At this time I realize that my night just got a lot worse.
11:30:18 – The start of Mencia’s first racism-centered joke only 18 seconds past the special’s 11:30 start time.
11:30:56 – First “retard” impression.
11:32:08 – First use of the word “beaner.”
11:32:51 First time Mencia reminds us how controversial he is.
11:34 to 11:45 – I get increasingly angry and watch more to see what part of this performance was enhanced like the title suggested. He makes some jokes about gay people and gender differences. I also note that, along with his horrible jokes, he now decides that it would benefit him to jump around and scream like an idiot similar to how Dane Cook gets laughs. I decide I would rather die than watch this anymore and watch some recorded MXC that I had been saving for such an occasion.
Who the hell goes to Carlos Mencia appearances? Why are people still putting up with someone who has told the same joke for years? It really does baffle me why Carlos Mencia has gained so much popularity. It is as if he has this golden defense of “if you don’t like my jokes, then you just can’t handle how controversial they are” when the real reason no one likes him is because the same played out joke was never funny to begin with. The worst part is that he has been accused of plagiarizing people so many times. I feel that the only thing more maddening than Carlos Mencia’s success is Rihanna’s “Umbrella” getting a Grammy.
Here is a good example of Carlos Mencia’s versatility. He makes fun of so many different races and is so funny and controversial. Bottom line - if you don’t laugh, you just don’t get it and are way too uptight. I love him because he says exactly what I’m thinking!



Jeremy Stachkunas
First thing I'd like to say is: Josh Warpenburg, you think Jackass is funny, so what good is your opinion. You're an idiot. Whether you think Mencia is funny or not is a moot point, you think that japanese show that they dub in english is funny. You are a dumb ass with a retarded point of view.
posted Jul 30th, 18:46