Cougars And Trannies and Gloff, Oh My!
I went on WMNF's "Sonic Detour" with Flee to promote my new album. As part of the show, people called in to ask Dear Gloffy questions. In this column I am answering a couple of the questions I didn't get a chance to answer on air. Enjoy!
Dear Gloffy.
I found women's clothing in the bottom of my husband's sock drawer. Should I tell him I found them and risk him knowing I was a snoop? Hell, should I just go out shopping for him and surprise him with a bra?
Signed,
Girl Caught Off Guard
Dear Caught,
In the 1950s society told a woman that her place was in the kitchen. Now in the '00s, Gloffy is here to tell you that a man's place is in the lingerie department! Society has a strong expectation of how a man should behave and act. Hell, even in 2008 my gay men are scrambling to prove to each other how "masculine" they are. Everyone needs to stop it! We should all be in touch with our feminine and masculine sides - we are complete beings. I say encourage your man to explore all aspects of himself. He isn't cheating on you! What's the harm? This could turn out to be rather fun for both of you if you have an open mind. An old rumor has it that in 1987 Steven Tyler of Aerosmith wrote the classic "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" about Vince Neil. Maybe it was really written about your boyfriend?
Dear Gloffy,
How would a cougar find a hot young man?
Signed,
WMNF Lovin' Mama
Dear WMNF,
I'm so thrilled by the whole cougar phenomenon. It's high time society found beauty in women past their college years. Beware, though! It's hard to find a good grown man who doesn't act like a child. If you are looking to spend some time with a guy in his early 20s, be prepared for all the age-appropriate issues that will come with it! All that aside, if you are just looking for a hot time with a young stud, put yourself out there and someone will take the bait. Craigslist it, baby! And if all else fails, I must once again reference my favorite cougar of all time: Madonna. Wouldn't her new album have been so much more thrilling had she titled it Cougar Anthems? Still, at 50 years old, Madonna claims that "her sugar is raw". Please write me back and let me know if you find a young stallion to get a taste of your raw cougar sugar!!
Go to jeremygloff.com and follow the "Dear Gloffy" link to write to me anonymously!
Dear Gloffy.
I found women's clothing in the bottom of my husband's sock drawer. Should I tell him I found them and risk him knowing I was a snoop? Hell, should I just go out shopping for him and surprise him with a bra?
Signed,
Girl Caught Off Guard
Dear Caught,
In the 1950s society told a woman that her place was in the kitchen. Now in the '00s, Gloffy is here to tell you that a man's place is in the lingerie department! Society has a strong expectation of how a man should behave and act. Hell, even in 2008 my gay men are scrambling to prove to each other how "masculine" they are. Everyone needs to stop it! We should all be in touch with our feminine and masculine sides - we are complete beings. I say encourage your man to explore all aspects of himself. He isn't cheating on you! What's the harm? This could turn out to be rather fun for both of you if you have an open mind. An old rumor has it that in 1987 Steven Tyler of Aerosmith wrote the classic "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" about Vince Neil. Maybe it was really written about your boyfriend?
Dear Gloffy,
How would a cougar find a hot young man?
Signed,
WMNF Lovin' Mama
Dear WMNF,
I'm so thrilled by the whole cougar phenomenon. It's high time society found beauty in women past their college years. Beware, though! It's hard to find a good grown man who doesn't act like a child. If you are looking to spend some time with a guy in his early 20s, be prepared for all the age-appropriate issues that will come with it! All that aside, if you are just looking for a hot time with a young stud, put yourself out there and someone will take the bait. Craigslist it, baby! And if all else fails, I must once again reference my favorite cougar of all time: Madonna. Wouldn't her new album have been so much more thrilling had she titled it Cougar Anthems? Still, at 50 years old, Madonna claims that "her sugar is raw". Please write me back and let me know if you find a young stallion to get a taste of your raw cougar sugar!!
Go to jeremygloff.com and follow the "Dear Gloffy" link to write to me anonymously!
