I've always been a loud and proud Tampa advocate. I've written songs about it. I've talked about it in my advice column. I've written long and rambling essays speaking of my love for this strange, off-beat city. I came here in October 1998. I planned on being long gone by 2000. But the years crept by. And I stayed. I learned the most things I've ever learned while living in Tampa. I learned how better deal with my constantly buzzing head. I've learned how to sing better. I've learned how to deal...