DIRT DJs Ryan and Maynard's DIRT-iest Dance Songs of 2007
Photos: Alisa Buselli

Being a hipster in America is hard.  Our texting thumbs are so blistered and puss-y, they've left a glaze on our cell phones that makes them look more like Krispy Kremes.  In spite of all the exotic beds we've tried, our asymmetrical, anime hair just won't gel quite like when we wake up in our own beds at our mom's house.  And now PBR has soared to over 100 a barrel. 

We need songs to get us through.  We need loud and hard dance songs that help us forget just how hard is to be a young American in the 21st century.  So here's the list, yo!  Compiled by DIRT DJs Ryan Borras and Maynard Del Mar.  Yes we know there are more than 10, but its more fun this way!  Less texting, more dancing...

Midlake – “Roscoe (Beyond the Wizard's Sleeve Remix)”
Pomomofo – “Back At The Club (Boy 8 Bit Remix)”
Black Ghosts – “Any Way You Choose To Give It (Playgroup Remix)”
Dragonette – “I Get Around (Van She Vocal Mix)”
Armand Van Helden – “Playmate feat. Roxy Cottontail & Tigga (Jesse Rose Remix)”
Fagget Fairys – “Uzela”
Count Of Monte Cristal – “Pussy Suck”
Kavinsky – “Testarossa (Sebastian Remix)”
Chromeo – “Fancy Footwork (D.I.M. Remix)”
Kid Sister – “Control”
Digitalism – “Pogo”
TEPR – “Minuit Jacuzzi (datA Remix)”
Pace Rock – “Sexy Motherfucker feat. Amanda Blank”
Mighty Dub Katz – “Magic Carpet Ride '07 (Shinichi Osawa Remix)”
Mr. Oizo – “Transexual”
666 (Miss Odd Kidd, Goldie Locks &The Cock N Bull Kid) – “Motha Fucka”        
Chromeo – “Bonafied Lovin' (DJ Eli Remix)”
Snoop Dogg – “Sexual Eruption”
Nelson – “I Say You Can't Stop (DatA Remix)”
Kim – “Wet 'n' Wild (Riot In Belgium Remix)”
Treasure Fingers – “Cross The Dancefloor”
Hurricane Chris – “Ay Bay Bay (DJ Tamiel Remix)”
M.I.A. – “Come Around (DJ Eli Remix)”
Lady Tigra – “Bass on the Bottom (Mr. Hahn & Troublemaker Remix)”
P Diddy – “Tell Me (Phones Remix)”
Justin Timberlake – “Love Stoned (Teen Video Hash Stash)”
Justice – “D.A.N.C.E (Mstrkrft Remix)”
Gwen Stefani – “Wind It Up (Kissy Sell Out Remix)”
Thunderheist – “Jerk It”
Isa GT – “Pela'o (Crookers Remix)”
Trouble & Bass – “Put Your Hands Up 4 NY”
Rage Against the Machine – “Killing in the Name (SebastiAn's Remix)”
Rihanna – “Umbrella (Vandalism Remix)”

You will hear Ryan and Maynard play these songs and more at the upcoming Dirty But Sophisticated 4 on Feb 2 at Czar Vodka Bar, Ybor City. 

Maynard, Ryan, BeccaMay Events